Sunday, June 1, 2008

Recap - ROH: Unscripted

A little background coming in:

At the Four-Way Iron Man match for the Ring of Honor title (I still need to get that event, by the way), Low Ki came out with the win, and became the Ring of Honor World Champion. Coming into Unscripted I believe he's gotten a few title defenses under his belt, before facing Xavier (who made it into the quarter-finals at Road To The Title before getting beat by Red).

However, the start of the show is going to be a tournament to crown the first ROH Tag Team Champions - and unlike Road To The Title, we're actually going to crown the champions at this show!

On the one hand, it's another tournament show, and as I've said before, Tournaments tend to be meh, just because of the nature of the format.

However, since this is a Tag Team tournament, the tag team part may work in the tournament's favor. I'll be keeping an eye on this as I watch the event.

Recap - Wrestlemania VII

Wrestlemania VII


The Time: March 24th, 1991
The Place: The Los Angeles Memorial Sports Arena
The Commentators: Gorilla Monsoon, to be joined by Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, a couple of guest commentators.
The Champions:

  • WWF Heavyweight Champion: Sgt. Slaughter (heel)

  • WWF Tag Team Champions: The Hart Foundation (Bret "Hitman" Hart & Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart) (faces)

  • WWF Intercontinetal Champion: "Mr. Perfect" Curt Hennig (heel)

  • WWF Womens Championship: Inactive


Being that Wrestlemania is stateside again, we start off the show with a performance of "America The Beautiful," this time by Willie Nelson. Jesse Ventura split ties for the WWF between the last Wrestlemania and this one, leading to Monsoon going with a series of Guest Commentators over the evening - sort of, we do get one color guy for most of the show, but we have a few guests pop in, like our first match of the evening - with "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan on commentary.

Recap - Wrestlemania VI

Wrestlemania VI


Location: The Skydome in Toronto, Ontario
Date: April 1, 1990.
Commentary: Gorilla Monsoon & Jesse Ventura

Oh, my God, Jesse's clean shaven! We go to the ring for the Canadian National Anthem, sung by Robert Goulet, and we've brought back the carts for this event too.

Recap - Wrestlemania V

Wrestlemania V


I'm doing a few different things with this Wrestlemania recap. By this time Wrestlemania had become a big deal, as had Wrestlemania Debuts, so from here on I'll be keeping track of Wrestlemania Debuts. A few people of note who debuted at Wrestlemanias prior to this: Bret Hart and “Macho Man” Randy Savage at Wrestlemania II, Ted DiBiase & The Ultimate Warrior at Wrestlemania IV.

Prior to Wrestlemania V, the gold had gotten between the Mega Powers, with the two men's egos both backstage and on screen colliding, leading to a heel turn by Savage. Furthermore, the Intercontinental Title, once held by Honky Tonk Man in his legendary title reign, was lost to the Ultimate Warrior in about 45 seconds, completely burying HTM. Finally, the Hart Foundation turned face, and turned on their former manager, Jimmy Hart. Furthermore, Ted DiBiase, after continually failing to win or buy the WWF Heavyweight Championship, decided to introduce his own belt instead – the diamond-encrusted Million Dollar Championship. Also, Demolition turned face when Mr. Fuji turned on them, instead siding with the tag team of the Powers of Pain (The Barbarian and The Warlord).

Now, we come to April 2, 1989, and Wrestlemania V, again returning to Trump Plaza at Atlantic City. Leading us in, singing “America The Beautiful” is WWF Women's Champion, Rockin' Robin. While she works her way through the song the song, let's think for a moment. Rockin' Robin is the WWF Women's Champion. She's not defending the belt. She is, however, singing “America The Beautiful” which has previously been sung by Ray Charles and Aretha Franklin.

Our hosts this evening are once again Jesse “The Body” Ventura on color commentary and Gorilla Monsoon doing Play-by-play announcing, as we go to our opening match.

Recap - Wrestlemania IV

After Wrestlemania III, Andre stayed heel, but changed his loyalties from the camp of Bobby "The Brain" Heenan to the corporation of wrestler and manager "The Million Dollar Man" Ted Dibiase. Meanwhile, Randy Savage turned face and gained as a close friend and ally Hulk Hogan, forming the Mega Powers. Additionally, Ricky Steamboat lost the IC title to Honky Tonk Man, and the Hart Foundation lost the belts to Strike Force (made up of Tito Santana and Rick Martel).

Now, prior to Wrestlemania IV, in a stunning upset, Andre beat Hogan, winning the WWF Heavyweight title, ending Hogan's 3+ year reign. In an even bigger swerve for the time, Andre turned around and sold the title to Ted Dibiase. However, coming to the rescue was Jack Tunney, WWF Commissioner, who declared the title change invalid and vacated the title. The new WWF champion would be determined at a Wrestlemania IV in a tournament.

I've already given my thoughts on tournaments, with my ROH "Road to the Title" review, and I've already mentioned there that they tend to suck, by the nature of the setup - since the wrestlers have to hold back to avoid burning out. That said, "Road to the Title" only got ***. Wrestlemania III, which had Steamboat vs. Savage, only got *** because of the crappy undercard. Yeah. This is going to suck - and I'm all out of booze.

So, kick back and relax, because there's schadenfreude ahead.

Recap - Wrestlemania III

Wrestlemania III


As of Wrestlemania III, our champions coming in were

  • WWF World Champion: Hulk Hogan - still champion without any breaks in his reign.

  • WWF Intercontinental Champion: "Macho Man" Randy Savage - Randy (which I failed to note in my Wrestlemania II review) won the belt through shenangans involving then-referee Danny Davis.

  • WWF Tag Team Champions: The Hart Foundation (Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart & Bret "Hitman" Hart) - managed by "Mouth of the South" Jimmy Hart. The Hart Foundation won the belts from the British Bulldogs through shenanigans involving ref Danny Davis. The two aforementioned incidents lead to Danny being suspended as a referee for "Life + 10 years" (kayfabe) with Danny becoming a heel wrestler, managed by Jimmy Hart.

  • WWF Woman's Champion: Fabulous Moolah.


Also, the feuds of note, coming in.

  • Hercules and Billy Jack Hayes got in a feud over the Full Nelson, with the dispute being over which wrestler was better than the other at performing the hold.

  • Harley Race won the first King of the Ring tournament, started calling himself "King Harley Race" and started demanding that wrestlers bow to him. Junkyard Dog refused, this lead to a Loser Must Bow match between the 2.

  • After taking a leave of absence for a movie, "Rowdy" Roddy Piper found that Piper's Pit had been replaced by Adrian Adonis's "Flower Shop" Segment. Piper trashed the set, restarted the pit, and became embroiled in a feud with Adonis and his manager, Jimmy Hart.

  • Last, but certainly not least - in a surprising shock, Andre The Giant turned heel, aligning himself with Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, and with Andre attacking Hogan, ripping off his shirt and crucifix necklace.


Anyway, this year the event is being held at the Pontiac Silverdome, and, if I recall correctly, introduced the chariot thingies that would be used to carry wrestlers to the ring, rather then having to walk the long distance from the entrance area to the ring. Vince McMahon is in the ring, wearing his Mandelbrot Set tuxedo again, to introduce us to Wrestlemania 3 and introduce Aretha Franklin, who perform's "America The Beautiful."

Recap - Wrestlemania II

Wrestlemania II
Part 1: New York


Much slicker opening video package this time, and we go first to Vince McMahon in the ring at the Nassau County Colosseum, in a subtle yet gaudy (if that's possible) tux, and he introduces his co-color commentator, Susan Saint James. Oh God, this (Mrs. Saint James' commentary) can't end well. We then go to Ray Charles singing America The Beautiful.

Then, we go to Chicago and “Mean” Gene Oakerlund at the Rosemont Horizon arena, who introduces our next interview, back in New York, with “Rowdy” Roddy Piper (with “Cowboy” Bob Orton) prepping for his boxing match with Mr. T. Piper promises that if Mr. T knocks him out he will retire from boxing, wrestling, twiddly-winks, and dating girls. Being that this is Piper we're talking about, he'd probably get himself DQ'd before he let himself get KO'd. Finally, we go back to the ring for our first match.